Constantine

Karate teacher: Ok on the fast bits WHAT DO I WANT TO SEE? Con?

Me: Some nice hips?

Karate teacher: NO, speed, twenty pushups now.

Me: Didn’t think it would be THAT obvious

Karate teacher: fifty pushups

Me: Fuck.

saintconstantine:

ok so now im tumblring… i honestly have no clue whats going on at all… eleanor owes me.

What? No I don’t.

hehehehehehe

YOU SO DO…. i have proof, i think.

ok so now im tumblring… i honestly have no clue whats going on at all… eleanor owes me.